All of the Celebrities the Roses Have Title-Dropped on Schitt’s Creek

All the Celebrities the Roses Have Name-Dropped on Schitt’s Creek

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They’ve partied with the Castros, attended fundraisers with the Clintons and gone looking with Elton John.

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There are a number of methods to discern that the Rose household, earlier than they washed up on the shores of Schitt’s Creek, was mega-rich. One, they remind us continually. Two, their mixed wardrobe comprises sufficient luxurious designer threads—Wang! Owens! McQueen! Marant!—to fill an enormous idea retailer, or on the very least, “a boutique in Prague that’s solely open Sunday nights.” Three, they’re eternally dropping breadcrumbs about their former lives, providing us little peeks on the Roses of yore.

By now we all know that Johnny and Moira have partied with the Castros (and the Clintons and the Schwarzeneggers), David’s bought some not-so-fond reminiscences with Anderson Cooper and Nate Berkus in his previous, and Alexis… nicely, US Weekly as soon as described her as “up for something,” and thus far we all know that features a blind date with Leonardo DiCaprio, a tryst with an unnamed Saudi prince, and a relationship with a Sultan’s nephew that lasted “like, half a regime change.”

Learn on for each celeb encounter the Roses have revealed to us thus far.

Season 1

Episode 1
Alexis: “Stavros is flying in to get me, I instructed you that.”
David: “What do you imply Stavros is… What do you imply? When? When is he doing that?”
Alexis: “Like, each time silly Mary-Kate stops hogging his airplane.

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Alexis: “I really suppose this place is kinda cute.”
Moira: “Did you say cute? No Alexis, Martha Stewart’s Hampton house is cute.

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Alexis: “Stavros simply texted me. And he ended it, he’s not coming! He stated he doesn’t have time to come back and get me, as a result of he already RSVP’d to Diddy’s White Celebration, and doesn’t have time to do each! However I used to be purported to be his date to the White Celebration!

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Episode 7
David: “Are you certain you wanna be travelling thus far out of city with an individual you simply met?”
Alexis: “I went on a blind date to Bali with Leo, so… I’m fairly certain I’m gonna be tremendous.

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Ronnie: “You ever killed earlier than?”
David: “Have I ever killed earlier than? No. Elton John used to have an annual hunt at his place in Windsor, however that was extra in regards to the lunch.”

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Episode 12
Johnny: “You didn’t suppose your mom would get entangled in planning a fundraiser? My God, she had Hillary shaking final 12 months on the Clinton Basis dinner.”

Episode 13
Johnny: “Hey, that’s an excellent coat. I outbid Richard Branson for it on the Kaminski Public sale.”

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Season 2

Episode 1
Alexis: “Do I’ve to remind you of the time that I used to be taken hostage on David Geffen’s yacht by Somali pirates for every week, and no person answered my texts?!”

Alexis: “You instructed me that Diane Sawyer gave you that bag, and that it was pretend.”
Moira: “I didn’t need you taking it.”
Alexis: “Okay, as a result of I’ve instructed lots of people that Diane Sawyer sells pretend baggage on the down-low.”

Episode 5
David: “Do you want this sweater? Jared Leto gave it to me and I’ve at all times been on the fence about it.”
Alexis: “I don’t know.”
David: “What do you imply, you don’t know? You both prefer it, otherwise you don’t prefer it.”
Alexis: “I imply, I prefer it ’trigger Jared Leto gave it to you, and he was my first kiss, however I don’t know if I like, prefer it, prefer it.”

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Episode 6
Moira: “Do you keep in mind what Goldie Hawn instructed us at that AmFar dinner? ‘You’re the life that you just settle for for your self.’ These are Goldie’s phrases. Or one thing somebody stated to her in India. Or maybe she learn it. In any case it has at all times stayed with me.”

David: “Scent is a very essential think about defining a model. Alexander Wang as soon as fired my good friend over the odor of his cologne. To Alex’s credit score, Curve Pour Hommes hasn’t been the look since 1997.”

Ronnie: “Normally these council choices, they take weeks.”
Moira: “Oh I received’t anticipate anybody’s choice. I as soon as bought Winnie Mandela to RSVP to an Artists Towards Eczema profit throughout the hour.”

Episode 9
Moira: “I did a sequence of very tasteful nudes with Richard Avedon within the ’70s.”
Stevie: “I see. Um… That is actually not in my job description so…”
Moira: “Why aren’t they developing?”

Episode 10
Moira: “For sure, that was the final time I performed charades with Fran Lebowitz.”

Episode 12
Alexis: “I do know that we simply met but when Prince Harry trusted me along with his life, then I feel you may too.”

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Season three

Episode 6
Moira: “John and I used to attend Eyes Broad Shut events on the Castros’. Although… I’m guessing your night’s actions is perhaps considerably completely different.”

Alexis: “I can’t go to school, but. As a result of I didn’t end highschool.”
Ted: “Oh.”
Alexis: “I do know. It’s so embarrassing, and I by no means ought to’ve taken that semester off. However I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, so it was virtually price it.”

Episode 7
Jocelyn: “So right here’s the factor about Marie Antoinette. Regardless that I like to eat cake, I feel I’d be fairly irritated along with her myself. I do see your hand up Alexis, it’s simply that you just in all probability haven’t had an opportunity to catch up.”
Alexis: “Okay, it’s simply that she by no means really stated “allow them to eat cake.””
Jocelyn: “Um nicely, that relies on who you ask.”
Alexis: “Hmm, nicely, I requested Kirsten Dunst, who performed her within the film. Um, that line was really written years earlier than Marie Antoinette allegedly stated it. And um, Kirsten additionally instructed me on the premiere that she was jealous of my bangs.”
Jocelyn: “Thanks for that contribution to the dialogue, now…”
Alexis: “My associates used to name me Marie, and that was primarily as a result of I used to be casually seeing Prince Harry, so there was the entire like, is she gonna be a princess factor, um, however it’s additionally as a result of we had been going by way of this very darkish section the place we had been similar to, partying too laborious.”

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Alexis: “I stole this costume from Ashlee Simpson. Or like, she stole it from me, after which I stole it again.”

Season four

Episode three
Moira: “I do know all about being left within the lurch for a fundraiser. Eva Longoria and I had been purported to carry out our ventriloquist act for the All people Nostril profit for juvenile rhinoplasty, when she abruptly drops out attributable to exhaustion. I needed to be each puppet, and puppeteer.”

David: “You didn’t even play Patty, although.”
Moira: “You already know I did! The evening Patricia LuPone ate that pre-show shawarma, and I used to be requested to step in. I’ve at all times needed to reprise the function.”

Episode 5
Moira: “This isn’t… not how I imagined my resurrection information to interrupt! ‘Impeccably dressed girl wanders out of Podunk motel.’ No, that’s not the headline!”
Stevie: “Okay, nicely I really personal this Podunk motel, and I don’t know what selection you could have.”
Moira: “Nicely, we now have to consider one thing. In any case my followers have endured? No, I can’t allow them to see me like this. It could kill Sir Tony Geary.”

Episode 7
Alexis: “I used to textual content Zac Efron simply, like, a query mark each time I needed a booty name. 
Poor factor could be, like, buzzing my house earlier than I even pressed ship.”

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Episode eight
Alexis: “Ted can’t learn about this, David. Miguel’s the one different vet on the town, they usually have this, like, dumb rivalry.”
David: “When has that ever stopped you? I keep in mind that summer time you dated all three Hanson brothers.”

Episode 11
Moira: “There was that summer time that Jimmy Smits stole my coronary heart onstage in a workshop-only manufacturing of Officer and a Gentleman. I suppose that is perhaps referred to as emotional embezzlement.”

Christmas Particular
Patrick: “Are we purported to be doing something for this social gathering?”
David: “Um, sure, decorations, however even when we might nonetheless afford Nate Berkus, I’d burned that bridge in Ibiza.”

Johnny: “You already know, within the previous days, I stood by your facet regardless of the way you needed to spend the vacations. Whether or not it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddy’s Poolside White Celebration, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Maria’s. How ’bout the evening you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?”
Moira: “I heard Peter Fundraiser! Bogdanovich beloved a mink.”

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Season 5

Episode 1
Patrick: “Why would he agree do that when he’s afraid of heights?”
Alexi: “He’s not afraid of heights, he’s afraid of moths and butterflies.”
Ted: “And businesswomen in sneakers.”
Patrick: “And in addition heights, one thing to do with him being damaged up with whereas he was…”
Alexis: “Parasailing within the Seychelles! He and Anderson Cooper had been caught up there for like, three hours, till the wind died down!”

Episode 2
Alexis: “I’ve a toe ring that might look so cute on you!”
Twyla: “We’re not allowed to put on open-toed footwear, however um possibly I might take that bracelet?”
Alexis: “Sure! Um, I really bought this in a swap with Sienna Miller. And by that I imply it fell off her wrist at a Halloween social gathering, and I saved it.”

Episode three
Alexis: “Um did I go away a Q-tip in or did you simply inform me that you just guys are getting an house collectively?”
David: “We’re simply going to look.”
Alexis: “Yeah and Adam Levine and I simply went for bubble tea.”

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Episode 6
Moira: “Oh I’m not above a naughty evening of debauchery. When Condi Rice and Sharon Stone and I used to make our annual on line casino sojourn to Ho Chi Minh Metropolis… nicely lets simply say toi khong bao gio thua.”

David: “I feel it’s essential for Patrick to expertise different folks with a view to notice how good he has it with me.”
Alexis: “What if he doesn’t come to that realization? Each time I did that with a boyfriend, I’d ship them off with somebody who, like, wasn’t a risk, like Pippa Middleton or Rihanna.”

Alexis: “Because of this you could have floor guidelines, David. Josh Groban has a thick leather-bound binder filled with them.”

Moira: “I’m pondering of a specific evening in Monaco with Maggie Trudeau and The Rolling Stones.”
Jocelyn: “You rocked out with the Stones?”
Moira: “All besides Charlie however each social gathering has a pooper.”

Episode 7
Ted: “That was enjoyable however possibly we will begin telling some tales about another person who was bare and crying.”
Alexis: “Okay tremendous however I feel everybody right here has already heard about my Vin Diesel journey.”

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Episode 9
Alexis: “If that is something like my first day with the Pussycat Dolls, it’ll be a few hours of Kegels, after which a day of cheeky Bellinis.”
Stevie: “It’s simply a variety of strain.”
Alexis: “Don’t even fear about it. I bought your again at this time, lady. Identical to Nicole Scherzinger did for me.”

Episode 12
David: “When she was teaching me for the Little Mister pageant I made the error of going to Mario Lopez for recommendation. He was internet hosting on the time.”

Alexis: “What about lengthy distance? I as soon as maintained a profitable, semi-committed, textual content relationship with Josh Hartnett whereas he was capturing Pearl Harbour.”

Season 6

Episode 1
Johnny: “Does this not remind you of the wellness retreat we went to in Evian proper after Alexis ended issues with Sean Penn?”

Moira: “I’ve by no means been extra lucid and I’m together with that Peruvian ayahuasca retreat we embarked upon with Al and Tipper.”

David: “You blended up the day and the month in your ticket once more, didn’t you?”
Alexis: “No. No!”
David: “Like that point you confirmed as much as Kate Winslet’s wedding ceremony a month late.”
Alexis: “The calligraphy was laborious to learn and Billy Zane additionally did the identical factor, David!”

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Episode 2
Moira: “Now we have our very personal digital soapbox right here. It jogs my memory of the Nickelodeon pilot I did through which Ashley Tisdale and I performed suffragettes. You keep in mind, You Go, Woman.”

Episode four

Alexis: “Consider all of the folks on the planet who discover somebody. One way or the other you’re a type of folks.”
David: “I don’t know easy methods to take that.”
Alexis: “I imply you didn’t find yourself marrying JC Chasez or Jenna Elfman however I really sort of really feel like Patrick’s the very best of each of them.”

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Alexis: “Think about what I can do together with your bachelor social gathering, David. Diplo nonetheless sends me nudes.”

Stevie: “I’m beginning to notice that there’s much more to this job than I believed.”
Alexis: “Inform me about it. I as soon as deliberate Megan Fox’s bachelorette on this tiny island off the coast of Montenegro the place nothing is unlawful. Like, nothing.”

Episode eight

Alexis: “You’re beginning to sound like me attempting to finish issues with B-Rok on the Backstreet Boys Millennium Tour.”

Alexis: “What now? Do I go away the whole lot behind and transfer to some random island to be with the love of my life? As a result of I did that with Harry Kinds in England, and it was, like, too wet.”

Episode 9
Alexis: “Nicely when you actually need to know, I dated guys, like, an entire lot worse than Artie. The place had been you once I was relationship half the solid of White Squall?”

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